I will end you....uuur car.

I biked to work this morning.  I inched into the pedestrian walk to cross the street and lane after lane slowed to a stop...except the last lane where a blond woman in a gray car sped up to try and beat me.

I almost got hit by a car today and when I say almost, I don't mean someone kinda, sorta almost hit me.  I mean my rubber tire bounced off her side door and I was braking so hard that I arched over her car.

And so, if I find a blond woman in a gray car with a black rubber tire mark on the driver side door, this is what I'll do to it: